Saturday, June 5, 2010

When I Say "Hollywood Is Killing Me" This Isn't What I Mean

From the Times:

LOS ANGELES (AP) — The toxic metal cadmium has been discovered in the painted design on “Shrek”-themed drinking glasses being sold nationwide at McDonald’s, forcing the burger giant to recall 12 million of the collectibles.

Q: Didja hear the one about the underperforming Shrek sequel?
A: They're calling it box office poison!

Q: Could going to McDonald's still kill me?
A: No. As long as you don't order off the menu.

Q: What if I need to complete my Shrek cup collection?
A: Eh, buy one. You won't be missed.

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