Monday, November 19, 2007

Carl Brutananadilewski Watch

Thanks to the New York Times, I'm now learning that by not going to Jet games not only am I missing out on overpriced beers but also a rape mob.

At halftime of the Jets' home game against the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday, several hundred men lined one of Giants Stadium’s two pedestrian ramps at Gate D. Three deep in some areas, they whistled and jumped up and down. Then they began an obscenity-laced chant, demanding that the few women in the gathering expose their breasts. When one woman appeared to be on the verge of obliging, the hooting and hollering intensified. But then she walked away, and plastic beer bottles and spit went flying. Boos swept through the crowd of unsatisfied men.

Marco Hoffner, an 18-year-old from Lacey Township, N.J., was expecting to see more. Not from the Jets — they pulled off a big upset over the Steelers. He wanted more from the alternative halftime show that, according to many fans, has been a staple at Jets home games for years.

“Very disappointed, because we’re used to seeing a lot,” Hoffner said.

Please tell me this guy,

“This is the game,” said Patrick Scofield, a 20-year-old from Poughkeepsie, N.Y., who has attended several Jets games the last two seasons.

Doesn't sound a lot like this guy:

Look for Carl to be cursing the futility of Mangenius any day now.

1 comment:

Rob said...

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

Welcome back Pulp. Missed reading your posts.