Hint: it ain't with the day laborers. Via CTSB comes Rooney's heartwarming tale of a senile old man dealing with a sport he doesn't appear to enjoy.
My disinterest in baseball as a kid has lasted all my life. I'm still not interested in the game. I don't watch it on television or follow it in the newspaper. I know all about Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, but today's baseball stars are all guys named Rodriguez to me.
In the words of the esteemed philosopher Jay Sherman, "Hachi machi!" Sure you can go and read the rest of the column, which is rambling and poorly thought out. But I think the most important thing to note in this situation is that the paper Rooney submitted this column to is located in Connecticut. Which proves two of my most sacred maxims true. One, Connecticut is a cesspool of racism and ignorance. Two, white people ain't worth shit.
Use the Babel Fish link on the bottom of the story to translate Rooney's drivel into Spanish.
Sé todos sobre el bebé Ruth y Lou Gehrig, pero las estrellas de hoy del béisbol son todos los individuos nombrados Rodriguez a mí.
Este gringo muy loco!