Wednesday, May 23, 2007

OLLIE PEREZ

Ollie Perez...
Ollie Perez...
Ollie Perez, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
Ollie Perez, FUCK YEAH!
Pitching is the only way yeah,
Atlanta Brave your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
Ollie Perez, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
Ollie Perez, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

Fastballs, FUCK YEAH!
Sliders, FUCK YEAH!
Curveballs, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
Change ups, FUCK, YEAH!
Pickoffs, FUCK YEAH!
Lefty, FUCK YEAH!
Mexican, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Innings pitched, FUCK YEAH!
Pitches thrown, FUCK YEAH!
GB/FB ratio, FUCK YEAH!
Strikeouts, FUCK YEAH!
WHIP, FUCK YEAH!
ERA, FUCK YEAH!
Wins, FUCK YEAH!
BAA, FUCK YEAH!
Batting average, FUCK YEAH!
Big game, (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

ERA+, FUCK YEAH!
K/9, FUCK YEAH!
K/BB, FUCK YEAH!
WP, FUCK YEAH!
CG, FUCK YEAH!
SHO, FUCK YEAH!
Twenty five, FUCK YEAH!
Staff ace, FUCK YEAH!
Foul line jumps, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

1 comment:

Slammnardo said...

I just want to go on record as saying that I called this season for Ollie before spring training even started.