Saturday, February 17, 2007

Fuck Blackburn as a Squad, Record Label, and a Motherfuckin Crew...

...and if you like Blackburn, then fuck you too.

Now I'm not gonna do, what you all expect me to do, and FREAK OUT! But really, when you wake up at 7:30 in the morning to watch the beautiful game and get stuck watching a bunch of cunts like Blackburn Rovers cheat their way to a draw, well, you get a little angry. I'm sure Arseblog and the like will have in depth wrap ups of the football abortion that occurred today at the Emirates Stadium, but from a Gooner perspective, the entire match can be summed up in 3 words; Cocksucker Ass Rape.

Why "Cocksucker Ass Rape?" Because after watching this match, I felt like I was ass raped by a cocksucker (that sound you just heard was Tim Hardaway's head exploding). It wasn't only Blackburn of course; their stall tactics, diving, and fouling were tolerated, if not encouraged, by some of the worst officiating I've seen since the World Cup; congrats Martin Atkinson. I don't know if the refs like to dick Arsene Wenger's side around cause he's a Frenchman, but they certainly do it with regularity.

Of course, blame has to fall on the shoulders of the team itself, as a number of opportunities in the second half (when Blackburn actually decided to play a man or two forward) were squandered. Nevertheless, Blackburn had no intention of winning this game, and it showed from start to finish. Now Arsenal is stuck with a replay at Blackburn; hopefully they'll actually try to play the game at their home ground. It's times like these that I'm reminded why so many American's hate soccer, and why so many people in the rest of the world are willing to fight to the death about it.

1 comment:

The Blonde Menace said...

Oh Bushido, I love it when you talk dirty... Less sports, more ass-rape.

Wait, what? Grossness.